mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

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missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

(via freakforfandoms)

zaynmalif:

what an icon

(via raylans)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(via australian-government)

rejennerate:

my favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

image

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crowleysbestie:

I was reading tfios again and I came to  the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters

(via freakforfandoms)

artista-af:

yaoi basketball league

(via thefuuuucomics)

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(via freakforfandoms)

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super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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