nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

(via oh-thats-good)

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via local-emo)

But, uh, he was really cool about it. I think he even kept the pictures.

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awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

(via australian-government)

  • website: Choose a security question, or create your own.
  • me: my time has come
  • me: "WHAT CREATURE
  • me: SAT
  • me: IN THE CORNER
  • me: THE FIRST TIME THAT HARRY POTTER
  • me: VISITED MY OFFICE AT HOGWARTS?"